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| Hash Number: | 1295 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1295 |
| When: | May 15, 2019 |
| Where: | 1 Middleton Drive, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Poo Fucker Rub Her Sheets | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1295 When: Wednesday, May 15, 2019 at 6:30pm HST Where: Hockessin Montessori School, 1 Middleton Drive Wilmington DE, 19808 Who Hare: Poo F*cker and Rubber Sheets What Else: Birthday celebration! We are starting at a school next to a park so use discretion with the brew! Friendlies: Trail is friendly for all, Apre not for kids and dogs! Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: Get yourself to Limestone Road/Rt. 7 in Pike Creek, turn on to Stoney Batter Road, and make a left on to Middleton Drive at the next light. There is a park and a school the first left in the neighborhood. Park and Hash. | Hashers |
| 20th Century Fox Asshopper Beulah Ball-Breaker Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Dancing Fool Do Me On the Beach Groper Magic Carpet Ride NecroPheelMeUp Poo Fucker Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Rub Her Sheets Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Wishboneher | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1295 So, the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot of the Pike Creek Montessori School, as opposed to the Hockessin Montessori School where a few wanks mistakenly ended-up, on a partially cloudy, low 70-ish degree evening of Wednesday, May 15, 2019 A.D. Hashers I remember being present at some point or other included Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, PubeHeAteHer, NecroPheelMeUp, Do Me On the Beach, Asshopper, Dancing Fool, Weird Al, Groper, Bumpy Beaver, Beulah Ball-Breaker, Magic Carpet Ride with 20th Century Fox, Spit Bucket, Slut Master, Wishboneher, Port-A-Ho, Skidmarks and . . .? Our hares for today were the long-interuptussing Poo Fucker and Rubber Sheets who had cum back from family leave to hare a trail in honor of Rubber Sheets’ 30th birthday. The start location said Hockessin Montessori School with the address of the Pike Creek Montessori School, thus causing Wishboneher to nearly miss the start and forcing Skidmarks to play catch-up. Port-A-Ho, who had forgotten her hash shoes, simply said “Fuck it,” and met up with us after trail. And so, whilst we attempted to discreetly sip some suds near the edge of the children’s playground, Poo Fucker threw down some marks for chalk-talk and Rubber Sheets brought the two offspring “mini-hares” in circle as well to prove that haring is merely child’s play and because we like to recruit them young. Marks were to consist of the usual flour blobs, a check-back a Beer Near and ... yep, that’s all she wrote. Since there was no arrow, it was every man, woman, child, dog and other-assorted wanker for themselves until Poo Fucker eventually pointed an elbow out of the parking lot, so... On-On! Weird Al found some marks leading out toward Stoney Batter Road where they seemed to stop, but Pube found some more marks across the street before anyone else could beat the traffic. So, once we had made it across, we picked-up marks to the right on the paved path leading into Northpointe Park. We checked left further into the park which has been a favorite destination for a few Magic Carpet Ride/20th Century Fox trails. On-On! Pube checked wrongly at the bridge and did an unnecessary hill up to a check-back while the rest of us Head-ed straight and soon discovered Rubber Sheets standing in the middle of the path where a giant Been Near had been laid. And so, dead-tired from that half-mile-ish jaunt to our destination, we happily slurped some suds as we waited for the rest of the slobs to stroll in, including Skidmarks who had finally found his way to our destination via the other Montessori school. Dancing Food provided us with a bottle of fluorescent pink shit this week, once again from god-knows-where.. And eventually, after having imbibed aplenty, petted a few dogs and piqued the curiosity of a few onlookers, we Head-ed up the path and out into the neighborhood onto Waterford Lane. Marks had us bang a left onto Northpoint Drive and shorenuff, we hit the On In just before crossing back over Stoney Batter Road and just over a mile from whence we had departed. Joining us in the parking lot was a flip-flop clad Port-A-Ho who was enjoying the kids’ bantering, “Hey, let’s get out of here before those drunk white people come back!” This was probably not the first time someone has said this about us. And so, once all the wanks had returned, Magic offered up her back yard as a more friendly location for conducting our shenanigans, so we all took a short hop, skip, jump or drive across the street. And once most everyone had made it there, RA Wishboneher began the festivities by calling the hares in circle so they could drink for one of the shortest trails on record and leading several in the pack astray with their confusing starting directions. Pube and yours-truly drank for completing the trail too quickly whist Bunion Butt drank for dragging his feet. Since no one had hash-crashed, Lost Penis made up a song about hashing, crashing and drinking ... and there was much rejoicing. Those who had toted children, dogs or other bulky objects on trail were made to drink. Port-A-Ho drank for auto-hashing though it was determined that this had been a flip-flop appropriate trail. The hares drank again for interpuptusing along with Groper and Beulah. Then, whilst everyone was trying to finish the down-downs, Weird Al poured some more, so was made to drink for trying to prolong things. But, to make up for this, he dismissed us Woody-style with ‘may the hash get a piece’ or ‘go in peace’ or ‘peace be with you’ or some shit. Following circle, we Head-ed on-over to Pike Creek Pub, which as many pubs, used to be a Famous ‘Something’, where we were treated to a mighty-delicious taco bar and a birthday cake ala Wet Lay for Rubber Sheets who was given a proper side-side at the bar, since we were too stupid to remember in circle.. We enjoyed more drinks for a while, entertained some regulars at the bar and all in all in was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1296 this Wednesday. On-On! NecroPheelMeUp | |