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| Hash Number: | 1293 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1293 - H4's 20th Anal Red Dress Run!! |
| When: | May 1, 2019 |
| Where: | 108 West Main Street, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Cribsnatcher PubeHeAteHer | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1293, H4's 20th Anal Red Dress Run!! When: Wednesday, May 1, 2019 at 6:30pm HST Where: Newark, DE 19711 Who Hare: Cribsnatcher and ? What Should I Wear: Say yes to the dress, a red dress, that is. Don't have one? You might be able to pick up one at the last minute at the Goodwill in Newark Shopping Center. What Else: Bring an ID on trail! Keep in mind that the City of Newark is in the throes of the twin pestilence of end of school year shenanigans by amateur partiers and major roadwork on Main Street -- so allow for lots of traffic. If you miss the start, don't worry, we shouldn't be too hard to find. There will be a Crib-sponsored tab from 18:15 hours until we circle up. Friendlies: Dogs and kids -- if they're wearing a red dress and don't mind being leashed up outside of a couple bars ... go for it. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: See here, in case you've never been to the Deer Park Tavern; make sure your sexy red dress is hitting all the right curves; park; look around for hashers, they won't be hard to find; order a beer; and wait for the hash to start. | Hashers |
| Anal Drip Asshopper Bunion Butt Cousin It Cribsnatcher Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Jewel of Duh-Nile Jug Stain Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Perfect Woman Pickle Dick Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Smells Like Hash Spirit Tinsel Tits Tits of Steel Vomit Comet Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1293 So the slobbering pack gathered up again on the front patio of the Deer Park around 6 or 7pm for the anal Red Dress Run in the constantly being renovated Newark, Delaware on the late spring early evening of May the 1st, 2019 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Pickle Dick, Tinsle TIts, Jewels of Duh Nile, NecroFeelMeUp, Cousin It, Asshopper, Jugstain, Tits of Steel, Dirty Wet Pussy, Asshopper, Woody, Mary Fucking Poppins, Dead End, Perfect Woman, Smells Like Hash Spirit, Anal Drip, Porta’ Ho, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Vomit Comet, Lost Penis, and many, many others. Our hares of today was Cribsnatcher, who still comes out once a year to so this one, with help from Pube He Ate Her. And so we hung out for a while trying to kill 5 pitchers of beer, before our GM Pickle Dick went about recruiting a substitute RA, since neither of our two could make it tonight, so we could get the chalk talk going. Dead End stepped up and immediately decided to get announcements out of the way, not a bad idea when you are doing a hash that is likely to go later than people have patience for. After no one could think of anything worth announcing, our hares Cribsnatcher and PubeHeAteHer explained the marks we were to expect on this trail. Look for flour and chalk. Blue Chalk specifically. Specifically the shade of blue chalk that is really hard to see as the sun is going down. We were to expect a check back or two, a YBF and a beer stop or two. Crib told us to follow the arrow, but then to go around the building that is still called the Deer Park. Of course there was still another pitcher or two of beer to be finished, so the hares impatiently waited for that to be done, as a few hashers left when we were supposed to but many stayed at the bar another ten or twenty minutes ... but anyway ... On! On! We went around the building and found Crib shouting On! On! And then we found a mark. Or two. Out to North College Avenue we went. Some hashers ended up losing track of marks, big surprise, while some of us found marks taking us around in a circle behind U of D’s Art building, while most just stood there waiting for one of the hares to give them directions, big surprise. On! On! Trail was found, or indicated to be at by the hares going down South College and right onto Cleveland Avenue. We went all the way down to the intersection with PaperMill Rd/ Chapel Street. A check was found at Olan Thomas Park, but even after a serious effort, none of the FRB’s or anybody else for that matter could find any of the true trail arrows, and so the hares, who were hanging out at the KIA dealership yelled On! On! to us again. On! On! Trail went down Chapel Street. There a check was found that confused peeps for a little bit. True Trail was soon found going past the graveyard and on to Center street. This took us to the first Beer Near at the Klondike Kate’s. Here many hot and sweaty hashers poured into a very crowded bar to enjoy a few brews before we were off again. On! On! Trail went across the street and through the Iron Hill Brewery parking lot. We went across Delaware avenue and onto Haines street. Apparently we caused some poor driver to be distracted and this resulted in a fender bender. On! On! Trail was found going near the mechanical maintenance center for U of D. Then lost by the FRB’s. A frustrated PubeHeAteHer then loudly pointed out where all the arrows in light blue chalk were. On! On! Trail cut through the dorms went around in a few circles. Then disappeared again. And so an angry PubeHeAteHer pointed out the hard to see light-blue chalk arrows again. After that Pube resigned just to walk with the Turkeys because he knew there was no way they would be able to find marks on their own. On! On! Trail went through some more U of D property, past the library and out onto South College Ave. Here we found the Turkey/ Eagle split. And the eagle basically took us up Amstel Ave for a block then over to the pedestrian bridge, dropping us back onto South College. On! On! We found marks taking us all the way back to Delaware Avenue, then back to Main Street. Many arrows led us past Grotto’s and past a few other places we thought the next beer stop might be, until we got to Finn McCool’s, where we found Lost Penis, Perfect Woman and Hare Today already enjoying some beverages as the lazy fucks had gotten some inside information and just went straight there from the first beer stop. Jewels of Duh-Nile ordered a fishbowl sized fruity mixed drink thing, and shared it with many of us. And we also ordered a few mini-pitchers of brews. A feature that was retained from when the place was called Catherine Rooney’s. Some bagpipe players, performing their last duties for the Memorial Service in honor of local hero Christopher Slutman, finished marching down Academy Street and ended in the bar while we were there. And played a few extra tunes for us. As it was getting really late now, half the pack already left to go back to point A before having any beers, and our hare PubeHeAteHer rushed us out of there. On! On! We we told not to bother looking for marks, and just headed down Main-street back to the Deer Park. However, this was not as easy as it sounds because most of the street and much of the sidewalk is now blocked off and being torn to pieces as part of a 5 year long project sponsored by Del-Dot. One by one by two the hashers arrived back at the DP. And here we were joined by the auto-hashing Smells Like Hash Spirit and Anal Drip. As we were RA-less, and yours truly or anyone else who has the skills to wrangle the group together for the circle ceremony did not immediately step up, it became a bit of a process deciding what to do about this. Fortunately somebody asked the hostess at the Deer Park if we could have our little ceremony upstairs, which was at that time empty. And they said okay. And last years RA, Woody, agreed to run a quick, quick circle. Pitchers of beer soon arrived. Our RA opened circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-Down’s were done. The hares drank once or twice. Somebody drank for being first in and last, though it was kind of hard trying to figure out who that actually was. Jug Stain drank for being a visitor and mooned everybody. Both the incoming and the outgoing officers drank, as they are basically the same people. One or two other people drank for one or two other things. Then the hash went in peace. After circle we enjoyed some beef and pork tacos that were on special that night along with a few orders of nachos. This we enjoyed with our brews. All and all another shitty trail/ cluster fuck/ in the end good time thing. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1294 this cumming Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |