Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Number:1092
What:Hockessin Hash #1092
When:July 22, 2015
Where:113 Venus Drive, Newark, DE
Hares:Pickle Dick
Tinsel Tits
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What:  Hockessin Hash #1092
When:  Wednesday, July 22, 2015, at 6:30 HST
Where:  113 Venus Drive, Newark, DE 19711
Who:  Tinsel Tits and Pickle Dick
D'erections:  From I-95, take exit 3 (Rt. 273 W), towards Newark.  Go about 1 miles, at the 2nd light past Rt. 4, follow the sign for right to Ruthar Rd to Red Mill Rd.  After Ruthar Rd, take left onto Red Mill Rd.  After crossing Rt 2/Kirkwood Highway, Red Mill Rd turns into Polly Drummond Rd.   Go 3.1 miles (a 5K) to Papermill Rd/Rt 72, turn right and go ~0.25 mile, then turn left at the light at North Star Rd.  Go about one mile to the top of the hill and turn right onto Venus Dr.  113 Venus is at the end of Venus drive.
Hashers
Asshopper
Bumpy Beaver
Bunion Butt
Butt Lite
Chasez Boyz
Cock a Doodle Don't
Cousin It
Dancing Fool
Dead End
Dirty Wet Pussy
Do Me On the Beach
Famous Jack
Groper
Kum On Inn
Lost Penis
Magic Carpet Ride
Narcigism
NecroPheelMeUp
Penis Colada
Perfect Woman
Pickle Dick
PubeHeAteHer
Rug Burn
Sandy Penis Beach
Seen Your Panties
Skidmarks
The Wetter the Better
Tinsel Tits
Trail Order Bride
Two Buck Fuck
Weird Al Spanks the Bitch
Wet Lay
Wishboneher
Woody Woodpecker
Yeast Infection
Hash Trash
Trash for Hockessin Hash #1092
So, the slobbering pack met in the driveway of Pickle Dick and Tinsel Tits’ house at the end of Venus Drive in Newark, DE on a somewhat-pleasant-not-too-humid 80-ish degree evening of Wednesday, July 22, 2015 AD.
Hashers I remember being present included: Dead End, 2 Buck Fuck, Dirty Wet Pussy, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Wishboneher, Pubeheateher, Necropheelmeup, Penis Colada, Wetter The Better, Asshopper, Narcijizm, Dancing Fool, Yeast Infection, Cockadoodledont, Do Me On The Beach, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Perfect Woman, Cousin It with Famous Jack, Kum On Inn, Trail Order Bride, Seen Your Panties, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Butt Lite, Weird Al, Bumpy Beaver, Chasez Boys, Rug Burn, Sandy Penis Beach, Magic Carpet Ride, Groper, Woody and . . .?
Our illustrious hares for the evening were none other than the proprietors of our starting place, Pickle Dick and Tinsel Tits.  Eventually, RA Skidmarks rounded up the pack for chalk talk just as we were all getting a good buzz on from Cousin It’s tasty home brew.  Pickle Dick explained the marks, which included several checks, a check back (which I don’t remembers seeing, but that means nothing), a shot stop and beer near (which prompted much rejoicing), an Eagle/Turkey split (which prompted some random grunts and mumbling sounds) and a mysterious “H,” which we were told could mean Help, Halt, Hazard, Hell, Hold Hands, Happy-ending, Hairy-balls and a myriad of other warning words meant to remind us to channel our inner kindergartner and look both ways before crossing a busy road.  Once we had all practiced looking left to right several times, we were instructed to follow a blue arrow out of the driveway and thus endeth the chalk talk.
On-On!
Immediately the pack encountered a check, which caused much confusion.  The FRB’s who insisted on getting their legs moving took off to the right through the neighborhood, only to encounter the “On In” and realize that they were indeed doing a “No-No.”  Lost Penis was kind enough to call, “Hey assholes, you’re going the wrong way!” which prompted the silly wabbits into turning tail and eventually joining the sharper knives in the drawer going in the opposite direction.  This brought us into another neighborhood where yet another check was followed wrongly.  As the pack dispersed, running circles around each other and confusing the neighbors, Pickle Dick just stood at the intersection shaking his head and enjoying the show.  On-On!
Eventually the pack regrouped and ran by a “Free Zucchini” stand at the end of someone’s driveway, which inspired Wishboneher and Groper into a “mine’s bigger” contest.  Trail led to yet more checks, with one of the Falses covered up by some tree brush, which Cockadoodledont mistook for an arrow, and several other Falses having at least 5 or so marks leading up to them, thwarting the FRB’s and prompting Skids to cut through some backyards to get back on trail.  Well-played, Hares…well-played.  At last we came upon Pickle Dick who was idling in his car at the dreaded “H” mark.  While several FRB’s waited for non-existent cars to pass, the Hare eventually gave us the green light to head across the Autobahn of Newark and up a wall of a hill where several hashers were forced to jump into the woods as the cars careened over.  Shortly, we were On Hare again where Pickle Dick pointed us into the woods.  Here, Pube encountered a False after there had been no check, however eventually retrieved the cooler under the bridge at the Beer Near ... which caused much rejoicing.   
On-On!
The pack happily loitered on the bridge for a while, eventually moving their asses for a confused mountain biker and wandering toward what appeared to be some marks on trees into a ravine.  “On Eagle!” and “On Turkey!” were being called at this point, with several confused wankers trying to regroup themselves into finding their own kind as they staggered their way out of the woods.  The Eagles wound through another neighborhood, past some startled dogs and at last met up with the Turkeys who were already imbibing on Pickle Dick’s special jungle juice of iced tea, vodka, rum and Southern Comfort at the Shot Stop.  While several helpings of this fine concoction were being consumed, Do Me, Perfect Woman and several of the natives became restless and started again looking for marks in the darkening woods.  
On-On!
The rest of the pack reluctantly followed through this very shiggified area.  Rug Burn and Sandy Penis Beach were doing their best to protect their ravaged limbs while not incurring any new injuries.  The pack staggered about trying to meander through an overgrown deer trail while looking for faded marks, as it appeared that the Hares had been running out of flour at this point.  Do Me, Necro and Narcijizm ended up wandering around in some people’s backyards after they took a bridge to nowhere.  After being advised to stay on target, the wankers formed a death march parade led by Perfect Woman who seemed to masochistically impale himself on every stray branch along the way.  Finally, the pack was able to drag itself back into the light of the neighborhood where NOW the On In could be followed ... and there was much rejoicing.
Circle commenced led by RA Wishboneher as beer, songs and accusations were thrown around.  The Hares drank for their shitty trail, laying a False without a check and other such infractions.  Skids drank for hashing smarter and being first in, while Butt Lite eventually turned herself in for DFL honors.  Groper drank for having the biggest zucchini and Wishboneher drank for having suspiciously “misplaced” hers.  Dirty Wet Pussy drank for hash crashing and being left to die by the rest of the pack.  Wetter the Better accused the Hares of nearly getting the pack lost in the woods with the impending cover of darkness descending upon us, however the down-down was on her as this was determined to be a false accusation.  The birthday twins of Do Me and Necro drank for gracing the world with their presence on this day.  Narcijizm drank for having no excuse for his Delaware Marathon shirt as the orange-clad Kum On Inn, of course joined him.  Several interuptuses drank for showing up out of nowhere and Penis Colada sang us a song as the lone visitor of the evening.  Dead End and Woody became restless again shouting, “May the hash get a piece!” before it was time, but eventually the accusations ran out as primal needs took over.
Following circle, the pack feasted upon eggplant, pesto-pasta, corn-on-the-cob, hotdogs, Caesar salad and rhubarb dessert as well as some fine-ass scotch and cigars provided by our generous hosts.  All-in-all it was indeed, another shitty trail.  Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1093 this Wednesday.
On! On!Necropheelmeup