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| Hash Number: | 1200 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1200 - Spunk Monkey's 7th Analversary |
| When: | Aug. 2, 2017 |
| Where: | 235 Whitehorse Lane, Kennett Square, PA |
| Hares: | Spunk Monkey | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1200, Spunk Monkey's 7th Analversary When: Wednesday, August 2, 2017, at 6:30 PeeEm Where: Whitehorse Lane, Kennett Square, PA 19348 farthest parking lot from the buildings, past the construction https://goo.gl/maps/X7m3MdzR52U2 Who Hare: Spunk Monkey/Grassy Ass/M'Alice/Delaware Gaysian Hash Cash: $7.00 Friendlies: Pets/fuck trophies -- negative D’erections: Many ways to get Kennett Square. Parking garage website as address, directions, etc. | Hashers |
| Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Butt Lite Closing Time Dancing Fool Dead End Devil Woman Do Me On the Beach F6 Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Jewel of Duh-Nile Kum On Inn Lost Penis Nip Fuck Perfect Woman Pickle Dick Skidmarks Spunk Monkey The International House of Virgins Tinsel Tits Tits of Steel Triple Whore Score Vomit Comet Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin #1200 So the slobbering pack met up at 630 HST on Wednesday August 2, 2017, in the parking lot of Spunk Monkey’s work, to celebrate the 1200th H4 Hash, the Seventh Hashing Analversary for Spunk Monkey and the 30th Analversary for Dancing Fool. Hashers I remember being present: Dead End, Perfect Woman, Weird Al, Bumpy Beaver, Do Me on the Beach, Buttlite, Nip F*ck, F*ck 5, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Dancing Fool, Spunk Monkey, Wishboneher, Hare Today, Comet Vomit, Triple Score Whore, Jewels of Denial, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Woody, Devil Woman, the long lost Kum On Inn and a host of other wankers that did trail. Autohashers who came later included IHOV, Closing Time and Tits of Steel. Our illustrious hare provided chalk talk including a new mark “OTF” meaning “on the foot” meaning a whole bottle of booze was out on trail and all had to drink out of it and touch it OTF of another hasher until said bottle was emptied. Being this was a live hare, and the hare said he was injured and would be walking, we gave him a 10 minute headstart which actually turned into 11 minutes. ON ON! Off we ran, most of us following the FRBs since marks were few and far between and were a mix of chalk (more) and colored flour (less). Out the parking lot, thru some woods to a road with mushroom houses on it. Down the road along some railroad tracks. And then was found the OTF bottle. Some, but not all hashers partook of the bottle of Rose Tequila, and then ON ON! We continued along the railroad tracks until trail seemed to disappear. So a few smart aleck hashers decided they knew were the beer stop was and went in that direction. The lazy hashers behind us just followed us. The hashers in front of us may or may not have found trail. We passed Kennett Creamery (closed) and then arrived at Gran Sasso to find no BN marks. We continued past Gran Sasso where – we found a False!! With new excitement from realizing we were back on trail, we continued on until we saw the Hare and Skidmarks standing on a corner. There we found out that the bottle we found at the OTF (which had not been marked as an OTF) was not the official OTF bottle. That is, we found a random bottle of tequila laying in the road, origin unknown. And several hashers drank from it. When the hare realized that several of us missed trail, thereby missing the J stop and the OTF, he told us to Go Back (to the creek and pick up trail again there). However, all of the hashers that heard that statement only heard the ‘Go Back’ part, and walked back to the start. Meanwhile the hare was waiting for all of us wankers at the beer stop, which none of us went to, because we all ‘went back.’ Eventually the majority of the hashers made it back to the parking lot, or were accounted for, except for Tinsel Tits, who needed to be picked up by Pickle Dick, and our illustrious hare who was making his way back alone from the beer stop that nobody went to. Wishboner circled the wankers up and down downs were administered for the usual offenses. Spunk Monkey, still annoyed that the wankers didn’t listen to his instructions, and annoyed that he broke his favorite umbrella on a car that almost hit him on the road, announced that the apres was cancelled. But after a few minutes he calmed down and reconsidered, and we all reconvened in the lovely house on his work site. There we enjoyed different tasty stews, cake leftover from Dancing Fool’s analversary and other tasty treats. All in all it was another shitty hash. Stay tuned for the next hash trash installment.On On!Devil Woman | |