Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Number:1080
What:Hockessin Hash #1080
When:May 2, 2015
Where:7 Serenity Lane, Wilmington, DE
Hares:Butt Lite
Digital Dick
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What:  Hockessin Hash #1080
When:  Saturday, May 2, 2015, at 3:00pm HST
Where:  7 Serenity Lane, Wilmington, DE 19802 (Private Lane at Rockwood Road)
Who:  Butt Lite and Digital Dick
What Else:  a.  Run will be longer than the Kentucky Derby’s 1-1/4 mile track, and there will be no guaranteed $2M purse to the FRB.  Decorative hats are welcomed.b.  So we don’t piss off our neighbors, do not park on any of the grass.  Please form a single lane on the side of the street closest to the rock wall if cul-de-sac is full.  c. Apres is outside.  If you don’t want to sit on the ground or grass, then suggest you bring a chair.  You may also want to bring some warm clothes.  
Dog/Child Friendly:  Must be leashed
D'erections:  From I-95 northbound/southbound, take the Marsh Road/DE-3 exit heading south (towards DE River); Take a right onto Washington Street Extension.  After you pass Rockwood Park on the right, take the first right onto Rockwood Road.  Serenity Lane is the first road on the right.  It is a private lane and there is no street sign. There is a “Serenity Lane Private” sign at the entrance.
Hashers
Asshopper
Bunion Butt
Butt Lite
Butthead
Circle Jerk
Cribsnatcher
Devil Woman
Digital Dick
Do Me On the Beach
Groper
Handful of Cum
Kum On Inn
Lost Penis
Mary Fucking Poppins
Mount Me
NecroPheelMeUp
Night Deposit
Pickle Dick
PubeHeAteHer
Rug Burn
Soulless Dick
The Wetter the Better
Tinsel Tits
Toby's Bitch
Trail Order Bride
Wet Lay
Woody Woodpecker
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So, the slobbering pack met in the backyard of Butt Lite and Digital Dick’s house on a lovely, partly cloudy 70-ish degree afternoon of Saturday, May 2, 2015 AD.Hashers I remember being present included: Rug Burn, Cribsnatcher, Groper, Lost Penis, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Handful of Cum, Mary Fuckin’ Poppins, Mount Me, Devil Woman, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Nite Deposit, Woody, Toby’s Bitch, Soulless Dick, Butthead, Kum On Inn, Trail Order Bride, Tinsel Tits, Pickle Dick, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Necropheelmeup, Pubeheateher and . . .?
Our illustrious Hares for the day were the dynamic duo of Butt Lite and Digital Dick who reside on Serenity Lane.  What could possibly go wrong on a street named thusly?  We hung out on their backyard patio for a while, enjoying the lovely views of Turkey Run and Rockwood Park which appeared to be an extension of their property.  Eventually, MFP stepped forward to fill in as RA, as our newly re-elected RA’s were apparently MIA.  MFP gave an abbreviated version of chalk-talk, which included some checks, a Turkey/Eagle split, some mention of a beer stop and two arrows pointing in the general direction of where we were to commence running.  After asking whether the pack would like to sing a song and being met with a resounding, “NO!” we were off!
On! On!Marks were clearly identified on the rocks traversing Turkey Run.  Most made it across balancing on the many rocks, however Trail Order Bride managed to dunk one foot, thus squishing his way throughout the remainder of the trail.  We scampered up a steep embankment to Rockwood Park, utilizing the many trees for leverage.  Coming upon a check, Circle Jerk and Fast Eddie chose poorly, ending up across a bridge and into some unknown neighborhood.  No matter, because in true Circle Jerk fashion, he continued to blaze his own trail after that, eventually meeting up with the rest of the pack at the beer stop.  
On! On!Next we crossed Shipley Road, coming upon a check in which Pubeheateher veered left, trying for some reason to find his school, which was apparently nearby.  Luckily, the rest of the wankers had wised-up and did not follow, discovering true trail meandering up to Carr Road.  Tinsel Tits celebrated being FRB for about 10 seconds prior to us coming upon the Turkey/Eagle split, with the Eagles making their way through Bringhurst Woods Park, along Shell Pot Creek, and up to Bellevue Park track.  After Soulless Dick decided to take an extra loop around some trees, he and Necro were thwarted by the next check in which they ran out of marks and had to be redirected by the Hare waving them down on her bike.  
On! On!Those who were hashing smarter made it through the woods to Mount Pleasant High School track, where the marks were sparse, but eventually apparent.  Not apparent enough for Soulless Dick, however who convinced Necro to hop the fence with him, eventually having to be redirected by the Hare on her bike, again.  Meanwhile, the Turkeys were sauntering their way up Carr Road and Washington Street Extension to Penny Hill neighborhood, upon where a “Beer Near” was at last discovered in front of Toxic Shock’s house.  The lost Eagles made it there eventually after much been had already been consumed.  A bonus at the beer stop was that it was apparently Yard Sale day in the neighborhood, and Asshopper scored a 3-foot stereo speaker to add to his electronics collection.  Pube, Rug Burn and Buttheat took advantage of lounging in the free-for-the-taking lawn chairs in someone’s yard while we all posed for some shameless photo-ops.  Enough already!
On! On!After the beer stop, we veered around through a field at the end of a neighborhood, under some power lines and back to Shipley Road and Washington Street extension.  Here we were tempted to run through a family encampment of tents in Rockwood Park entitled “Spring Sleep Under the Stars.”  As serene as that sounded, we decided to focus our efforts upon returning to Serenity Lane to the On-In.
Penalties and awards were dished out and songs were sung.  Pube and Soulless Dick did down-downs for joint-FRB, Soulless Dick and Necro for getting lost the most, Circle Jerk for stumbling into the On-In from across Turkey Run and for blood on trail, Kum On Inn for her famous orange Delaware Marathon shirt and most importantly, Butthead drank for finally bringing the Hash Shit back after a long hiatus.
Following circle, we all feasted upon some picnic favorites, including burgers (for both carnivores and herbivores), hotdogs, pasta salad, baked beans, salad and ice cream cones.  At the appointed hour, most of us piled into Butt Lite and Digital Dick’s T.V. room to watch the 90 seconds of equestrian excitement which was the Kentucky Derby, though no one present seemed to have money on the race.  Devil Woman and Nite Deposit donned some fancy hats, just for the occasion and all were cheering for some flair-sporting jockey atop random horse with strange name to win.  After that, we all gathered around the firepit on wheels fueled by Digital Dick and watched the embers burn into the night after many more beers and glasses of wine (for the fancy hashers).  Some of us went for a moonlight stroll led by Butt Lite back across Turkey Run, through Rockwood Park and into the family encampment prior to “quiet time,” just for fun.  Butt Lite managed to fall into the creek on the way back, dropping her light into the water, however the rest of us managed to pull ourselves out unscathed.  
All in all, it was another shitty trail.  Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1081, the Red Dress Run this Wednesday!
On! On!
Necropheelmeup