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| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 1065 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1065 |
| When: | Jan. 17, 2015 |
| Where: | 108 West Main Street, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | -Mystery Hare- Dead End | Message |
| WHAT: Hockessin Hash House Harriers Trail #1065 (Contra Hash) WHO: Dead End & A Super Secret Mystery Co-Hare WHEN: Saturday 1/17/15 @ 3:00pm WHERE: The Deer Park Tavern WHY: Because driving 100 miles for beer isn't for everybody. This hash will be CONTRA to everything H4 normally does: Circles run by Dead End (God help us!), visiting every bar in Newark, or if the hashers are happy with the beer selection, staying at the one place that doesn't throw us out. (The poor suckers!!!). Pub crawl will be pay as you go, and this one is less about running, and more about meeting up with friends, boozing, and telling good stories. Although DE has been known to slip in a real trail from time to time... D'ERECTIONS: Get yourself to East Main Street, and park near the last building on the right hand side before the train tracks. Look for a puff of cigar smoke! DOG FRIENDLY: Trail: No, Après: Hell No! Any issues call Dead End SinSeriously, Dead End | Hashers |
| Bumpy Beaver Butt Lite Butthead Dead End Digital Dick Dirty Wet Pussy Lost Penis Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Nucking Futz Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Weird Al Spanks the Bitch | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash from Lost Penis On Saturday January 17th 2015, the slobbering pack met up at the Deer Park on shitty Main Street in shitty Newark DE. The long list of hashers who attended Lost Penis, Dead End, Dirty Wet, Digital Dick, Butt Lite, Necrofeelmeup, Pubeheater, Port A Ho, Nucking Futs, Bumpy Beaver and 2 (!!!!) virgins, Just Nicole and Just Dave. On-on! At some time after 3pm HST we got started and continued sitting around the bar. Possibly around 4pm we hit our first check and this choose your own adventure style of which way should we go, left, right, or stay was answered with a resounding "STAY!" from the group. On-on! After the 3rd or 4th train crossing social we hit a shot stop, Fireball all around except for Bumpy who got a B-52. On-on! We hit another check and yet another "STAY!" was declared. Although at this point some people were complaining about how long this trail was going on for, "I'm more drunk than I'd usually be". Around 5pm we decided to end this madness, circled up and handed out awards/punishments all without leaving our bar stools! Dirty Wet, the only one who dressed for trail "won" first in and last in. We had a hash crash (RIP Butt Lite's pint glass), several auto hashers, Mount Me, Butthead, Weird Al and 2 virgins to explain that this weeks hash results were not typical. All and all another shitty hash! | |